Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name? - Eric

2. Eric

A masculine name from the Old Norse name Eiríkr, derived from ei "ever" and ríkr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was Eiríkr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Eric the Red was Leif Eriksson's father.

3.eric

A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!


2.) Your age? -13

13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3.) One of your friends? CEYER!

ceyer isn't defined yet.

4.) What should you be doing? - homework

1.homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap

5.) Favorite color? – green and orange. lets go orange

2.orange

Noun:
1. A bold color, a cross between yellow and red.
2. A spherical citrus fruit of this color.

Adjective:
1. of or relating to the color orange
2. of or relating to the flavor of the orange fruit.

Random:
1. A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem.
2. Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke.

The plural form is "oranges," which is also a sweet poem about a first date by the author Gary Soto.
Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.

...Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

6.) Birthplace? - USA

1 A country that is blamed for everything and thanked for nothing.

2 To kill a member of allied forces during a conflict


7.) Month of your birth? - January

1.January

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too
(all the other definitions fer january suck)

8.) Last person you talked to?- victor

1.Victor

Name
roots from latin word "Victor" meaning victory.
Noun
Yo, Victor, hows life man?

9.) One of your nicknames? - Erc

1.erc

eric




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